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09-08-2004, 11:42 AM
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mmm, solve this one...
There is a man that wants to pick some cherry's from a cherry three. he has to cross the river to get to the three's. but it's winter so the river is frozen. How can he cross the river then to pick some cherry's ?
Answer is below, don't look until you think what the answer is please.
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X = cherry three's
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Answer: He can't, in the winter there won't grow cherry's.  pretty old but hell.
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09-08-2004, 11:58 AM
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I don't know why I sometimes fall for this..
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09-08-2004, 12:15 PM
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and I was thinking it was simple and he could just walk across the ice. Duh...  ops:
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09-13-2004, 10:25 PM
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and I was thinking it was simple and he could just walk across the ice. Duh...
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Moron! 
I knew it.
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09-20-2004, 04:15 AM
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I have a cherry at home, I got it in a sec.
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09-20-2004, 04:54 AM
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Well the guy who owns the cherry tree must also be stupid, he should know by now when cherries are in season.
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09-20-2004, 06:59 AM
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didn't fall for it, i'm da man! nice diagram tho. LOL
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09-23-2004, 11:58 AM
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That was retarded
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09-24-2004, 05:35 PM
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cherry three's or cherry trees?
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09-25-2004, 09:17 AM
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"but it's winter so the river is frozen. How can he cross the river then to pick some cherry's ?"
That is not a question looks like somebody has to brush up on their english skills
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