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Old 01-22-2007, 12:26 AM   #1
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Default Who is this Karma creep?

I got a private message warning me, I think I'll have to roundhouse kick this Karma shitcock in the face if I get another; I'm fucking Chuck Norris!
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Old 01-22-2007, 12:29 AM   #2
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Old 01-22-2007, 12:31 AM   #3
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Errr...... :roll:

Karma is one of the almighty administrators. He has many mysterious powers.
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Old 01-22-2007, 12:38 AM   #4
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Administrators are often skinny twerps I would snap necks of without ever thinking twice about it. These types don't scare me as much as I scare them I'm 100% sure!
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Old 01-22-2007, 12:38 AM   #5
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Originally Posted by Chuck Norris
I'm fucking Chuck Norris!
damn straight 8)
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Old 01-22-2007, 12:42 AM   #6
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Administrators are often skinny twerps I would snap necks of without ever thinking twice about it.
You can only do that if you find him.
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Old 01-22-2007, 12:47 AM   #7
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DERF!!
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Old 01-22-2007, 12:53 AM   #8
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When Chuck Norris fills in a tax return, he sends in a blank form with a picture of him crouched and ready to attack. He has never had to pay taxes, ever!
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Old 01-22-2007, 12:55 AM   #9
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Originally Posted by phatbimmer
Originally Posted by whizzle
DERF!!
LMAO we have so much spam its hilarious
I for one don't approve of internet spam
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Old 01-22-2007, 01:05 AM   #10
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Originally Posted by phatbimmer
I heard Chuck Norris' punching bag is a huge diamond sponsored by DeBeers and everytime he roundhouse kicks it he creates smaller ones that they sell in their stores.
that makes no sense - chuck is way too hard to let anyone take advantage of him like that
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Old 01-22-2007, 01:27 AM   #11
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- If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down!

- Before the Boogieman goes to sleep he checks his bed and closet for Chuck Norris!
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Old 01-22-2007, 01:28 AM   #12
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I for one don't approve of internet spam
So why contribute?

By the way, what happened to Paul Walker, David Hasselhoff and Vin Diesel? Did you roundhouse-kick them to their deaths?
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Old 01-22-2007, 01:29 AM   #13
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I wonder the same thing
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Old 01-22-2007, 01:32 AM   #14
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i heard theya are busy doing a 3 some .... Al gore said that!
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Old 01-22-2007, 01:37 AM   #15
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Originally Posted by saadie
i heard theya are busy doing a 3 some .... Al gore said that!
LOL didn't wanna know that...
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