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possessed_beaver · 03-17-2004, 09:17 AM

it's my mate's 18th next friday, im alredy getting him a stripper.

but i was wondering what else i should get him, to be origional.
i was thinking some bacardi 151.. and just drinking it myself, but im not sure, what do you recomend, i want to be origional and different from evreyone else at the party that are getting him the same old crap.. but not look like his gay lover!!

SPEEDKILLAR · 03-17-2004, 09:23 AM

You could get him two strippers 8)

possessed_beaver · 03-17-2004, 09:26 AM

yeh i was going 2.. but it's double the twice.
i thought of upgrading 2 a vegtable stripper

suqish76 · 03-17-2004, 10:04 AM

whats he into?
actually it dosn't matter, you cant go past a lesbian double act

geekdiggy · 03-17-2004, 10:11 AM

let me give you some advice. speaking from experience, the whole strippers-on-your-18th-bday is SOOOOOOO overrated. been there, did that, didn't enjoy it as much as i thought i would. if you're gonna go x-rated on the guy, hook him up with someone he can fuck, preferably someone he knows, cuz strippers are the biggest disappointment in the history of testosterone release.

either that, or get him piss drunk wasted and take em skydiving

Junk2006 · 03-17-2004, 10:14 AM

get him something from a sex shop like a chocolate vagina but if you're looking for non-sexual things you should get him a fruit basket

geekdiggy · 03-17-2004, 10:15 AM

Originally Posted by Junk2006

you should get him a fruit basket

he's turning 18 not gay

Junk2006 · 03-17-2004, 10:16 AM

well what other reasonable non-sexual gifts would you offer

geekdiggy · 03-17-2004, 10:18 AM

a new gear lever for his car, a new set of speakers for his comp, a stack of PS2 games. the list is endless but it doesn't include fruit baskets or any other coming-out-of-the-closet accessories

Junk2006 · 03-17-2004, 10:20 AM

you can't get him PS2 cuz wut if hes grown out of video games and speakers can get expensive

geekdiggy · 03-17-2004, 10:26 AM

Originally Posted by Junk2006

wut if hes grown out of video games

:roll:

BADMIHAI · 03-17-2004, 10:30 AM

you can't get him PS2 cuz wut if hes grown out of video games and speakers can get expensive

"We get old because we stop playing" -EVO's sig.

I think you should hook him up (like GD) said. If you can, get him a stripper that will also fuck him.

possessed_beaver · 03-17-2004, 11:25 AM

Originally Posted by geekdiggy

let me give you some advice. speaking from experience, the whole strippers-on-your-18th-bday is SOOOOOOO overrated. been there, did that, didn't enjoy it as much as i thought i would. if you're gonna go x-rated on the guy, hook him up with someone he can fuck, preferably someone he knows, cuz strippers are the biggest disappointment in the history of testosterone release.

either that, or get him piss drunk wasted and take em skydiving

i don't know how stripeers ahve worked in you're time (im not expecting them 2 fuck him.. it's a striper not a hooker!!)
i have seen several strippers, and unless u wanted sex they wheren't disapointing.. (or u find soemthing disapointing about naked girls geekdiggy

)

and the strip company i have been using have been incredibley nice and helpfull!
http://www.raunchy.com.au/enter.html

i will try and hook him up, but he has THE WORST pickup methords when he is drunk... and aparantley he is drinking a yard!!

Garretts_turbo · 03-17-2004, 01:05 PM

you could slways get a cd he wants or maybe a few. but thats sorta a regular present. still though, i never think free music is boring

geekdiggy · 03-17-2004, 09:10 PM

no i'm saying. strippers are a disappointment cuz they get you ALLLLLLLLLLLLLworked up and then, the don't do anything with you. it's like, someone in a ferrari doing donuts around you asking "hey you wanna get in?" and then driving off