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08-05-2003, 10:24 PM
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The Death Test
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08-06-2003, 04:20 AM
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Well, I'll die at 77 years old, not bad, but:
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (26%)
Cancer (22%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%) Auto fellatio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO!
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08-06-2003, 05:22 AM
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November 28, 2055
at the age of 72 years old.
Cancer (20%)
Alien Abduction (15%) <--- lol
Heart Attack (10%)
Homicide (10%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Loneliness (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Alcoholism (5%)
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********* w00t!*********
what what WHAT!! no no no FUCK U!!!!!
p.s. Whysukit when u can fuck it?
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08-06-2003, 05:36 AM
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How about a car crash?
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08-06-2003, 05:38 AM
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oh well....at least I will be here to keep you company TT...until we die...LMAO !!!!
death for the Jabba at the age of 77 years old.
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08-06-2003, 06:05 AM
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
March 17, 2063
at the age of 82 years old.
Well I've got plenty of time to spare.
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08-06-2003, 07:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Jabba
oh well....at least I will be here to keep you company TT...until we die...LMAO !!!!
death for the Jabba at the age of 77 years old.
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LMAO, you'll keep me company while I'll try the auto-fellatio ...  crazy
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08-06-2003, 01:35 PM
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Cancer (7%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Auto-Fellatio (15%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Suicide (23%)
Homicide (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)
hahah awsome!
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08-06-2003, 05:35 PM
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heh, I'm gonna die February 17th, 2053. Most likely by drowning! lol
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08-06-2003, 06:12 PM
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hrm 77 must be a lucky number. I die at that age too
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08-06-2003, 06:16 PM
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at least were all gonna go at the same time...maybe we can carry on with JW in the after life....
I wonder where we will all be at age 77...I guess I will still be hear posting videos of clarksons and tiffs grand children presenting car shows LMAO !!!
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08-06-2003, 06:18 PM
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LOL and we will need HD with 1000 Terabytes to stock them all 
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08-06-2003, 07:39 PM
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I am going to die on August 19, 2076 at the age of 100 (sweet) and I will die by
Cancer (31%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (11%) ***
Drowning (9%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%) ***
Alien Abduction (5%)
*** -- means I woiuld like to die like this, LOL
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08-07-2003, 02:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Jabba
at least were all gonna go at the same time...maybe we can carry on with JW in the after life....
I wonder where we will all be at age 77...I guess I will still be hear posting videos of clarksons and tiffs grand children presenting car shows LMAO !!!
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if youll be here, so will I!! only ill die at 67 apparently :shock:    :cry: :x 
July 23, 2047
at the age of 67 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (26%)
Cancer (25%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
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