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02-19-2004, 05:11 PM
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nurse helps patient
- nurse helps patient
young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet.
"nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "i don't know, i'm only here to wash your hands and feet" he struggles again to ask, "nurse, are my testicles black?"
finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look, and says, "there's nothing wrong with them!" finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies, "that was very nice but, are... my... test... results... back ?
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02-19-2004, 05:44 PM
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lol, that was a good one.
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02-19-2004, 06:07 PM
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02-19-2004, 06:11 PM
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Hospitals aren't so bad after all 
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02-20-2004, 03:42 PM
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02-21-2004, 02:05 AM
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HAHAHAHAAH
LMFAO thats funny as
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02-21-2004, 03:16 AM
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lol
Nice I didn't expect it to end like that.
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02-27-2004, 01:55 PM
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha goodone 
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02-27-2004, 04:56 PM
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That was unexpected! 
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02-28-2004, 09:37 AM
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ahahahahahahahahha, I feel sick, I have to go to the hospital
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Originally Posted by Dan\/6
damn speedkillar, if you didnt have a title already it would now say 'robofucker' or similar |
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03-02-2004, 07:28 AM
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Originally Posted by SPEEDKILLAR
ahahahahahahahahha, I feel sick, I have to go to the hospital |
Be ready for disappointment then, cause there is a chance you'll find thamar holding your dick, LOL 
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03-02-2004, 07:47 AM
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Originally Posted by stradale
Be ready for disappointment then, cause there is a chance you'll find thamar holding your dick, LOL |
LMFAO
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03-02-2004, 06:33 PM
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Jeez, the 'latex glove threat' is the scariest threat I've ever had!! I fear you, man... And the old cows as well. 
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03-02-2004, 06:58 PM
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that was pretty funny
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03-02-2004, 06:59 PM
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Oh man, now you've made me feel sick... 
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