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05-02-2007, 11:49 AM
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:shock: no mo booz fo MrMojo 
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"...free your mind and the body will follow..." - THE MATRIX
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05-02-2007, 02:15 PM
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^^ some have 2 and 2*1/2 
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"Some say that the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nürburgring, and that if you give him a really important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet... all we know is, he's called the Stig."
The Top Gear Wikiquote
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05-02-2007, 02:30 PM
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^^ 
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05-02-2007, 05:46 PM
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LOL!
What was your Verso running on, methanol?
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05-03-2007, 12:32 AM
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Originally Posted by dani_d_mas
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Originally Posted by mrmojo77
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Originally Posted by insane
Hello from the real world. 
Doesn't hurt to dream, right? |
It's not a dream, but reality. I have 7 seats while Porsche has 2 Lame...  ops:  :cry: |
^ unless it's a GT3 or a GT2, it has 4 seats actually 
Anyway, that's nothing. I once overtook a 550 Maranello.
(the Ferrari was already slowing down to get the next exit - but that's irrelevant) |
LOL good one dani
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05-03-2007, 10:14 PM
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I once raced boofhead in an M3 off from the lights in my father's Mazda 3 whilst drving my mother home. I actually was winning for around 2 seconds.
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05-03-2007, 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted by dani_d_mas
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Originally Posted by mrmojo77
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Originally Posted by insane
Hello from the real world.
Doesn't hurt to dream, right? |
It's not a dream, but reality. I have 7 seats while Porsche has 2 Lame... ops: :cry: |
^ unless it's a GT3 or a GT2, it has 4 seats actually
Anyway, that's nothing. I once overtook a 550 Maranello.
(the Ferrari was already slowing down to get the next exit - but that's irrelevant) |
My car is a 3 seater. Basically no one can really fit in the back seat, so what you do is put someone in the backseat sideways, butt in one seat, feet in the other. Thats really the only way to make it work, as there is zero leg room if you sit in the seat normally.
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05-04-2007, 12:53 AM
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^Wow, that would've been a squeeze.
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05-04-2007, 01:11 AM
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Haha. I've found that when someone sits in the middle seat in the back of my dad's Mazda 3, rear vision is significantly compromised. I was once with some friends and I had to ask one of them to double-check out the back whilst I was parking in a tight spot because it was impossible to look out!
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05-04-2007, 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted by mrmojo77
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Originally Posted by TopGearNL
LOL!
What was your Verso running on, methanol? |
Regular 95E. It's even tested by the way that Ferrari petrol, Shell V-power, with octane rating over 99 reduces the power from the Toyota engine For VW Golf it increased the hp, but for Corolla Verso it decreased the hp. |
V-power for me the rest of my life!
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05-04-2007, 08:31 PM
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V Power is so expensive. I prefer the regular stuff. It still works well.
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05-20-2007, 05:39 PM
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My car is faster than Porshce 911 turbo 933
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Uhm...dont you mean a 993 turbo
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05-21-2007, 12:53 PM
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I once beat a 996 GT2 in my chipped Saab 9-5 making about 280bhp.
He floored the 911 and just got wheelsspin, while the 9-5 got traction.
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