Alonso softcore porn

[nejcdolinsek]

Best. Thread. EVER HAHAHAHAHAHA




FORMULA One ace Fernando Alonso spent all night testing a stunning new model... and ended up coming second.

The supercharged Spaniard drove foxy Felicity Jaine wild in a marathon romp just hours before racing at Silverstone.


But when Fernando, 25, had to perform on the race track the next day he had nothing left in the tank.


"His stamina in bed blew my mind — he could literally go on for hours," said Felicity, 24.


"I wasn't looking at a watch, but at one point we'd been doing it for so long I considered stopping because my thighs were aching so much."


Felicity also revealed how the pocket hunk insists on wearing ‘lucky' Y-fronts for every race. And he should have kept them on that night—because he was beaten in the 2005 Grand Prix.


"When he got out of the car he shook his head at me, then gave me a knowing look," said Felicity.


"For Fernando the only place to finish is first and I knew he blamed our non-stop love-making the night before. But he thought the sex was worth it."


The relationship lasted two months but just three weeks ago the driver, now dating a Spanish pop star, texted Felicity asking her to join him at his hotel in Woking — near his McClaren Mercedes team's HQ.


Felicity, a film graduate from Shropshire, first met him at Goodwood Festival of Speed. He left with her number and days later took her for a meal in London with friends.


Then he invited her back to his place in Oxfordshire—and things started to move up a gear. "We were in the back while his Spanish mates were in the front and we snogged the whole way home," Felicity giggled. "I remember having really sore lips because of his stubble.


"Fernando was getting really turned on. He undid my shirt and slipped his hands underneath my pink Topshop bra. His friends were sat just inches away in the front seat and that was pretty sexy.


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"I never expected him to be like that because he was so polite and reserved. But on that back seat he said goodbye to all manners.


"At one point, I was leaning against the door and he was laid down on his front between my legs.


"He tugged down the zip on my jeans and kissed the bit of skin above my knickers, just below my belly button. It was very sensual. We only kissed, but if the journey had been longer, more would definitely have gone on."


Within moments of arriving at Fernando's apartment the pair went into overdrive. Felicity said: "He closed his bedroom door and undressed me. It was slow and so sexual.

"All I could hear was his soft panting as he unbuttoned my shirt, unhooked my bra then pulled down my jeans. Sex with him was never animalistic—there was no ripping off of clothes. Everything was romantic and loving."


And Felicity admitted: "I'm usually a wildcat in bed, but because he was so sensitive I held back a bit. I didn't want to scare him off.


"I was nervous sleeping with him for the first time. When I was younger I'd read my dad's Grand Prix magazine and wonder how girls got drivers as boyfriends.


"Suddenly that was me. I thought, ‘Bloody hell, I'm in bed with Alonso'. It was like a dream." World champ Fernando, favourite to win today's race on home territory, also likes taking risks in bed. Felicity explained: "Once, his friends were in the other room and in the morning we had sex with the door open. Fernando loved the fact he could be spotted at any moment. He was dangerous like that and that turned me on."


His physique also left her in awe. "Fernando's short, about 5ft 6ins, but he's built like a muscle machine.


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"And his chest is funny because only half of it grows hair." She admits it was his accent that turned her on the most. "I asked him to talk in Spanish during sex because I love the accent —it's so romantic," she sighed. "I've not got a clue what he said but it sounded gorgeous."

But the language barrier was a problem at times. "He'd say, ‘There's so much that I want to say to you but I can't translate them'. That frustrated me so much so I tried to teach him as much English as I could.


One time I asked him what he thinks about when he drives. He said, ‘The next corner ...but when I'm on a straight I think about you'."


During their months together, Fernando introduced Felicity to his dad, Jose Luis, but she never met his mum, Ana—a woman the multi-millionaire ace secretly thinks is a jinx.


"When he was at the Hungarian Grand Prix, Fernando told me that his mum was going to be there and he wasn't happy," said Felicity.


"He told me she's bad luck." And he was right—he finished 11th.


Fernando dumped Felicity and is now with singer Raquel del Rosario— but three weeks ago came the text asking Felicity to visit his hotel.


She refused. "Part of me wanted to but I didn't want to make it easy for him," she said. "He really hurt me."


In fact, if she had to do the same again...she wouldn't, Fernando.

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/alonso.shtml

[nejcdolinsek]

LOL that thing that changes A l o n s o into F1's Lance Bass is fucking hillarious: "‘Bloody hell, I'm in bed with F1's Lance Bass'"


BTW, this just in: "Felicity Jaine died from AIDS transmitted by A l o n s o"

[Mattk]

She's hot. But I have a feeling she's just trying to make herself sound cooler.