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View Poll Results: How big is your (erect) penis?
0-5 cm (2 in) 0 0%
6-12 cm (2.4-4.7 in) 2 2.67%
13-15 cm (5.1-6 in) 17 22.67%
16 cm (6.3 in) 16 21.33%
17 cm 13 17.33%
18 cm 10 13.33%
19 5 6.67%
I have an elephant's trunk for a penis 12 16.00%
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Old 12-08-2006, 12:37 AM   #1
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Default Size of Your Penis

This is obviously also open to comments, suggestions, etc.
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Old 12-08-2006, 01:18 AM   #2
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A cm is a centimetre, or 10 millimetres. An inch is around 26 millimetres.

And who the hell on the forum would have a 2 inch penis? Most of us are past puberty, I would assume.
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Old 12-08-2006, 01:50 AM   #3
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Ask RC45....


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Old 12-08-2006, 01:53 AM   #4
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Originally Posted by TeflonTron
Ask RC45....


Ask me what? To post the link of the picture of your member floating around the intardwebs?
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Old 12-08-2006, 01:58 AM   #5
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^What!?!?!?! :shock:
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Old 12-08-2006, 02:02 AM   #6
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honestly there has been some weird shit on JW but this takes the cake
hehe indeed!!!
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Old 12-08-2006, 02:56 AM   #7
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Originally Posted by spanky
honestly there has been some weird shit on JW but this takes the cake
hehe indeed!!!

You missed the ass shaving thread
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Old 12-08-2006, 02:58 AM   #8
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^Yeah, that was a bit dodgy.
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Old 12-08-2006, 03:01 AM   #9
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Originally Posted by Mattk
^Yeah, that was a bit dodgy.
a bit? I couldn't even read it all
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Old 12-08-2006, 03:03 AM   #10
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^yeah, it was probably more than a bit. Too much information.
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Old 12-08-2006, 03:39 AM   #11
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Why you want to know the size of other guys dicks is something I dont understand.

am I the only one thinking wtf?
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Old 12-08-2006, 04:36 AM   #12
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Old 12-08-2006, 04:37 AM   #13
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Old 12-08-2006, 04:38 AM   #14
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I would be more interested in your gf breast size than JW member's member size


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Old 12-08-2006, 05:02 AM   #15
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Originally Posted by Daggernite
Why you want to know the size of other guys dicks is something I dont understand.

am I the only one thinking wtf?
Yeah, I agree. Am I meant to get a ruler out and start measuring ??
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