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StanAE86 · 09-21-2006, 01:03 AM

http://autos.aol.com/article/general...06104309990001

LEXION · 09-21-2006, 05:50 AM

"Do you have any idea what I did to the last cop who stopped me for speeding?"

"I married him."

TopGearNL · 09-21-2006, 08:23 AM

LOL

Best one I ever heard was: ''I thought the signs mend the minimum speed''

Mattk · 09-21-2006, 08:54 PM

"Vehicle pulled over for speeding at approximately 04:00. When approaching the vehicle the driver asked me if I knew Officer Westberg. I told him I did. He then went on to tell me how he was Officer Westberg's buddy, and he (Westberg) wouldn't be happy knowing I was giving one of his friends a ticket. I asked him how well he knew Westberg. He said that they have been close friends for years, and even showed me Westberg's business card. I told the driver to wait in his car, and I would check to make sure his license was valid. It was, so I wrote him the ticket for speed. When I gave him the ticket, he asked me why I didn't let him off with a warning, since he was Westberg's friend. I told him Westberg doesn't have any friends and that he should look at the name of the officer on the ticket. There neatly printed was WESTBERG. The driver stared at the officer's name on the ticket for probably 15 seconds, then looked at my nametag, and saw it spelled out Officer Westberg. He told me that a buddy of his always dropped officer's names, and since he had received my business card in the past during some type of event, he thought it was worth a try. He paid the ticket."

This is great.

TopGearNL · 09-22-2006, 06:45 AM

Mm 60 views and only 3 comments, well its getting normal on JW apparently, too many leechers