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09-30-2006, 06:55 PM
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Global Hemisphere Complain Topic
Since he is always complaining I want to see what others think of him, this is what I think of him:
I have been following the stories and comments surrounding Global Hemisphere, and frankly, I'm appalled. What will be the outcome of Global's quest for world hegemony? First, the misinformation: Global suggests that people are pawns to be used and manipulated. Where the heck did he come up with that? The answer may surprise you, especially when you consider that the first thing we need to do is to get him to admit that he has a problem. Global should be counseled to recite the following:
* I, Global Hemisphere, am a caustic, wanton prick.
* I am a participant in a scheme to lead an active disinformative board.
* I hereby admit my addiction to complain about others
Once Global realizes that he has a problem, maybe then he'll see that if the past is any indication of the future, he will once again attempt to impede the free flow of information. He is burdened with a dead weight of the most pusillanimous conceptions and prejudices, which makes it obvious to me that he is like a stray pigeon. Pigeons are too self-absorbed to care about anyone else. They poo on people they don't like; they poo on people they don't even know. The only real difference between Global and a pigeon is that Global intends to encourage every sort of indiscipline and degeneracy in the name of freedom. That's why the term "idiot savant" comes to mind when thinking of Global.
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09-30-2006, 07:12 PM
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Wait..I thought he was banned a few days ago.
Is that wanker still around?
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09-30-2006, 07:14 PM
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No I think he's gone now 
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09-30-2006, 07:55 PM
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.............. and you bothered to write down all this crap
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09-30-2006, 09:06 PM
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Nice work TopGearNL.
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10-01-2006, 12:30 AM
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hey look at me, I can talk shit about people on the internet
why dont you come to my forum and try that shit you little twerp 
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10-01-2006, 12:41 AM
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guess the douscche is still here, then.
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10-01-2006, 12:43 AM
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Yeah.
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why dont you come to my forum and try that shit you little twerp
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Fantastic idea!
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10-01-2006, 01:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Global Douchebag
why dont you come to my forum and try that shit you little twerp |
why waste valuable seconds of my life and my bandwidth?
got better and more interesting things to do... like... hhmm.. check my IRS stuff
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10-01-2006, 02:07 AM
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10-01-2006, 03:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Ronin005
lol, man if ever there was a waste in the spam forum this would be it!!  |
LOL spam made shit?? LOL that must be just like this
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10-01-2006, 04:19 AM
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Topgear...u seriously need to find a girlfriend 
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10-01-2006, 06:18 AM
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^LOL!
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10-01-2006, 06:21 AM
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^^ aahaha ...
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10-01-2006, 06:52 AM
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Originally Posted by 5vz-fe
Topgear...u seriously need to find a girlfriend |
Im working on it, don't worry
And this was a joke guys, that he responded like this that was just worth it, I just wanted to see if he was still here and how he would respond 
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