It was welcoming day at the gates of heaven, and 3 fairly young men approached St. Peter to see what lies in store for them.
St.Peter: Name?
Man1: John Smith
And at that moment, the first man was handcuffed to a hideously ugly woman.
John Smith: What's this about?!
SP: When you were about nine, you had killed a bird with a stone.
And so the man disappeared into heaven attached to his fate.
SP: Name?
Man2: Peter Johnson
*clack!* And again, the man was handcuffed to a monstrous woman.
SP: When you were about 12, you had also killed a bird with a stone.
And so the man disappeared into heaven attached to his fate.
SP: Name?
Man3: Bill Bradley
*clack* Suddenly, the third man was handcuffed to the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. He couldn't believe his luck, so he asked St. Peter what he had done to be given such a reward.
"Nothing" St. Peter replied. "But when SHE was nine, she killed a bird with a stone."
Birds and stones...
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