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11-05-2005, 04:57 PM
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Add some Lyrics
hip hoppin’ up to the mic not hoppin’ on the rude boy tip I’m makin’
suckers kinda tipsy ‘cause I’m constantly lippy
lippy people tend to shut up cause I’m shuttin’ ‘em
down down is where you’ll be headed if you’re stepping’ in my direction direction provided steel town is where I’m residin’ residin’ in my mind is all the thoughts of leavin’ you blind
blind to what surrounds when my lyrics reach your ear drum drum and base is all I need to wipe out so called champions...
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11-06-2005, 03:52 PM
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rap is crap.....
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11-06-2005, 04:40 PM
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well said  nah not all of it tho...just 99%
to add some lyrics, ignoring corpses remark...if i get it right it should begin with champions? aw screw it this sucks  not enough creative energy today
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11-06-2005, 04:47 PM
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Its hip hop yo - Kazzer would not be impressed
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11-06-2005, 04:58 PM
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^^
I can tell you're white
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11-06-2005, 05:32 PM
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The Unforgiven - Metallica
New blood joins this earth,
And quickly hes subdued
Through constant pain disgrace
The young boy learns their rules
With time the child draws in
This whipping boy done wrong
Deprived of all his thoughts
The young man struggles on and hes known
A vow unto his own
That never from this day
His will they'll take away...
What I've felt
What I've know
Never shined through in what I've shown
Never be
Never see
Won't see what might have been
what I've felt
what I've known
Never shined through in what I've shown
Never free
Never me
So I dub thee unforgiven
Ahhh, gotta love a Metallica classic
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11-06-2005, 07:08 PM
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Queens Of The Stone Age: "Feel Good Hit of the Summer"
Nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy and alcohol.
Cocaine.
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Top that.
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11-06-2005, 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Dog Fashion Disco
Love Song for a Witch
I fell in love with a blue faced girl as I fell to my knees at the
crossroads,
She descended to earth in a plastic bubble speaking in tongues of false
prophets,
Ugly as sin and possessed beyond hope we made love as we flew through the
sky,
Cursed to one day crash and burn because we fly so goddamned high,
To my surprise she was a witch from Salem Massachusetts,
A high priestess of the occult in the church of Satan,
A demon and unholy ghost, the parasite had found its host,
Inside the cold and vacant soul of this one and only love,
Between the devil and deep blue sea,
The story of us reads just like a graveside eulogy,
This is a love song for a witch,
A romantic remembrance for,
This is a love song for a witch,
Spinning crucifixes on the bedroom wall of the possessed,
As words appear in blood like deep incisions on her chest,
Her head gyrates and turns three hundred and sixty degrees,
As poison apples in the garden fall down from the trees.
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11-06-2005, 08:29 PM
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Super Nintendo, Sega Genesis
When I was dead broke, man I couldn't picture this
50 inch screen, money green leather sofa
Got two rides, a limousine with a chauffeur
Phone bill about two G's flat
No need to worry, my accountant handles that
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11-06-2005, 08:55 PM
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PRINCE OF THE RODEO ( Lyrics )
Artist: Turbonegro
Album: Apocalypse Dudes
Label: Boomba Records
Year: 1997
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Yeah -
Hi-ridin' daddy-o -
Prince of the rodeo -
Spur-hump hey-ho let's go -
Prince of the rodeo -
Fornicator of the lasso -
Prince of the rodeo -
Sperminator of the asshole -
Prince of the rodeo -
Shoot the chute -
Pull the flute -
I'm back in the saddle -
The world's most promising cowboy -
Lo-ridin' daddy-o -
Prince of the rodeo -
Sexy denim romeo -
Prince of the rodeo -
Rhinestone homo rock-n-roll -
Prince of the rodeo -
Buns of steel Geronimo -
Prince of the rodeo -
Jerk that calf -
Half-n-half -
I'm back in the saddle -
The world's most progressive cowboy -
And don't forget the clown -
I'm ridin' high, I'm ridin' low -
Prince of the rodeo -
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11-06-2005, 09:04 PM
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I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie
to the hip hip hop, a you dont stop
the rock it to the bang bang boogie say up jumped the boogie
to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
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11-06-2005, 11:08 PM
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I'll go, I'll go, I'll go,
I don't will go no more
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11-07-2005, 12:28 AM
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blibbidy blobbidy galoob
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11-07-2005, 12:45 AM
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the daddy mac'll maka ya... (blank, Blank)
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11-07-2005, 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by insane
I hate hip-hop lyrics that go like "I've got 50 inch wheels on my killer machine, I'm spennding my cheddar on all this leather, and my TV's bigger the yo house too bi'atch"
Fucking pointless....
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(Chorus)
Twentyfo's on my truck that's nasty
They spin when you stop that's nasty
You see that ass mommy got that's nasty!
The way she shake it make it drop that's nasty
Twentyfo's on my truck that's nasty
They spin when you stop that's nasty
You see that ass mommy got that's nasty!
The way she shake it make it drop that's nasty
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