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Old 08-09-2004, 06:08 PM   #1
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Default Should children witness childbirth?

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The
house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn, a
4-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see
while
he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was
asked.

Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while, Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his
bottom.
Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help
and asked the wide-eyed 4-year old what she thought about what she
had just witnessed.

Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there
in the first place, smack his ass again!"
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Old 08-09-2004, 06:09 PM   #2
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LOL
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Old 08-09-2004, 06:27 PM   #3
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Old 08-09-2004, 07:50 PM   #4
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cute
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Old 08-10-2004, 05:37 PM   #5
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Old 08-10-2004, 07:16 PM   #6
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That is what I would have probably said, when I was 4 years old.
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Old 08-11-2004, 02:41 AM   #7
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ohhhhh...

sooo sweet
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