random jokes

what do u tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

NOTHING, you already told her twice!!

how many downloads can a forum user get??

NONE, till he has over 50 posts.

[666fast]

Originally Posted by justin syder how many downloads can a forum user get?? NONE, till he has over 50 posts.

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I don't see what is funny about that. The first one however, is quite funny!

i think its very funny, have a sense of humor.

[kalim1234]

that second one was really poor but the 1st was aight

you have 28 posts, you know what i meant. how could that not be funny?

[f0racer]

A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop.
The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"

The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!"

The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that's your air freshener!