| Jokes and Humour Got a joke, funny picture or video to share? Post it here |
01-20-2004, 02:47 AM
|
#1
|
|
Regular User
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Vancouver, Canada BC
Posts: 1,084
|
Bizarre Driving Test Answers
Driving School: Real answers received on exams given by the
California Department of Transportation's driving school:
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-
way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper
sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could
no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being
passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic
light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
|
|
|
|
01-20-2004, 02:50 AM
|
#2
|
|
Regular User
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: victoria, Australia
Posts: 1,562
|
hahaha that funyn as!
__________________
Australia. JW Link to Down Under
|
|
|
|
|
01-20-2004, 08:34 AM
|
#3
|
|
Regular User
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Hellevoetsluis, the Netherlands
Posts: 781
|
Now I understand why they elected the Terminator for Governor :roll:
__________________
Niets of niemand zegt dat het echt moet
En toch, of juist daarom,wil je het beleven....
Weblog
|
|
|
|
|
01-20-2004, 10:29 AM
|
#4
|
|
Regular User
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Abilene, TX USA
Posts: 798
|
lol
|
|
|
|
|
01-20-2004, 11:21 AM
|
#5
|
|
Regular User
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Lat: -31 56.84 505 Long. 116.00.09 5 Australia
Posts: 2,855
|
hhahaah. lmfao
exacley like my sence of humor!
|
|
|
|
|
01-20-2004, 11:38 AM
|
#6
|
|
Regular User
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Warsaw, Poland
Posts: 3,184
|
OMFG !!!
__________________
|
|
|
|
|
01-20-2004, 04:52 PM
|
#7
|
|
Regular User
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: South Africa
Posts: 644
|
lmfao 
|
|
|
|
|
01-20-2004, 05:39 PM
|
#8
|
|
Regular User
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Florida
Posts: 5,106
|
i am sure those guys knew they were gonna fail anyway. Why not spice things up a little then? I do the same in my exams lol instead of leaving a question blank.
__________________
Guess who's Back!
|
|
|
|
|
01-20-2004, 05:50 PM
|
#9
|
|
Regular User
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Toronto
Posts: 2
|
haha
thats some good stuff 
|
|
|
|
|
01-21-2004, 03:35 PM
|
#10
|
|
Regular User
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Waterloo Engineering / Oshawa / Toronto
Posts: 1,120
|
Amazing......I laughed for 5 mins.....NO JOKE!
__________________
***THANK YOU JABBA***
|
|
|
|
|
02-02-2004, 04:59 PM
|
#11
|
|
Regular User
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Sweden
Posts: 2,497
|
weird is to say the least :fist:
|
|
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
|
Linear Mode
