This is a question which all people cognisant of the intricacies of
Star Wars should answer. Which side would you identify with more? I, personally, prefer the Empire. The choice is simple: either socialism or conservatism.
To be honest, I believe that
Star Wars is left-wing (esp. communist) propaganda! The Empire wishes to bring order to the universe, but the lefty Rebels always try to ruin it by breaking laws, wrecking stuff and causing general mayhem. Those losers! Why can't they just obey the forces of the universe? Unbelievably, those ragtag idiots still manage to win in their ugly outfits, daggy haircuts and outdated weaponary. This is obviously an attempt to incite rebellion, in the wake of the Vietnam War. George Lucas should have been hauled before a reconvention of the House Un-American Activities Commission! Shame on him!
I propose that
Star Wars be remade, with the Empire winning. It is undeniable that the Empire has more, and better weaponary and is better equipped to win. Follow the mighty Darth Vader so as to find better topical treatment for asthma, and defeat communist troublemakers!
