Valkyrie...
Only because the wife wanted us to, do not waste your time, this was the worst piece of crap film I have seen since I was dragged to see masters of the universe with dolph lundgren... everything failed in this thing, the dialogue is forced and extremely "americanized" doubtful that the nazis talked like this at all, it is pure BS, Tom Cruise is as believable as a German officer as the spice girls are to a music scale, who the hell wrote the screenplay? Richard Hammond? oh wait then it would actualy be watchable, the only saving moments are when Tommy boy gets hurt
I give this piece of dog poo a solid -5 out of 10 (yes it says MINUS FIVE)
PS: after seeing Tom Cruise in that tight Nazi outfit, my wife made the comment that he must be endowed like a 2yr old or he is not a he but a she...
I had to go clean up a mess of hawaiian punch I did after that
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