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Old 09-02-2007, 03:11 AM   #52
StanAE86
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Just came back from my buddy's place to watch it. Glad he paid for the rental and not me. haha.

This is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Although I certainly didn't have any expectations at all, it still failed to satisfy. For B rate, hell, D rate movie, it has to rely on other things to be successful, and this movie has none of those things:

1. Nice cars. Yes, it has a few, but nothing particularly special besides the Konigsegg and the Saleen S7. Either show me a lot of regular driving shots, or racing shots. This movie over uses the "fast-forward" button in all the race scenes in the attempt to fool you into believing they were driving anything faster than 25mph. Not to mention the constant shots of the rpm gauges to tell the viewer - "look how fast the cars are going!" Umm...redlining in first gear isn't shit.

2. Hot chicks. Yes, this movie had a lot of freaking hot chicks, but #2 has subparts to be successful:

2a. Nekkid hot chicks. Not a single one.
2b. Lead hot chick sex scene. Not a moan or whimper. Not even a full side-view of a tittie. Although the lingerie shots in the mansion were good...they were far too short before covering up with a dress shit. WTF is up with that?
2c. The "unrealistic club scene" with lesbian action and gyrating hips and clothes-on sex dancing. None.

Eddie Griffin goes over-the-top with slang in the attempt to portray the "ghetto" rich guy. I think I understood about 60% of what he was saying and estimate that the general public understood 30%.

The lead chick is super hot. Hopefully this movie didn't ruin her young career. She needs to be in a porno. Sexy bitch.

F&F was ridiculous, but at least it was entertaining. Redline fails to even entertain, and my standards are pretty low.

Piece of shit. I can't get the last 2 hours of my life back. Fukk.

:x

I thought I remember seeing a Zonda in a preview for the movie? Maybe I was thinking of the Konigsegg?
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