david and victoria beckham walk into selfridges and on there way around they see a thermosfalsk, they ask an assistant what its for, he says 'oh, its for keeping hot things hot and cold things cold'. Victoria says 'oh david that would be real useful for lunch would'nt'it so they bought it. A few days later david goes to old trafford with his new thermosflask. He bumps into fergie, 'oh, hello david whats that?' 'Oh its a thermosflask' 'oh whats that?' 'oh yea i didn't know either, its for keeping hot things hot and cold things cold, yea its real useful' 'wow, what've you got in it' 'oh, yea two cups of coffe and a choc ice!!!"