Indiana Jones - So much potential to make a great movie, but got ruined with absolutely absurd scenes and a shallow plot line. 6/10
Hulk 2 - Entertaining action scenes, good effects and OK plot line. Not much depth to it though. 8/10.
The Happening - I actually had a discussion with my friends about whether the actors were told to purposely act as if reading cue cards or not. I argued that the acting was so bad it had to be on purpose, painful to say the least. Like most M Night movies, the plot had mountains of potential, but then got ruined by his necessity to oversimplify and explain everything that happens. 6/10
21 Blackjack - "OMG MIT genius plays cards and learns life lesson, but not before making half a million dollars through terrible acting and an equally lacking cast." 5/10
Forbidden Kingdom - The movie itself sucks. The plot sucks. The idea that someone can learn kungfu in like 3 days sucks. The kid sucks at acting. The girls arent topless in at least one scene in the movie, sucks. Hot evil chick didnt do anyone, sucks. The only reason this movie scores any points is because Jackie Chan and Jet Li are amazing and two or three of the scenes were funny. 5/10 sorry Jackie.
Someone please make a decent movie? Please?
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