To who do you masturbate, and how many times a day/week/mo..
As for me, well I broke up with my ex 2-3 months ago, and I was quite happy to have time for myself, but I am starting to feel "itchy" again.
So I had to clear the pipes once in a while, I must admit that I don't do it that often, somebody told me that it isn't good for your sex-drive to jerk off like your life depends on it.
Anyway, most of the time that I clean the pipes, I do it with Monica Bellucci in my mind, what a woman.
What about you fuckers?
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Originally Posted by Dan\/6
damn speedkillar, if you didnt have a title already it would now say 'robofucker' or similar  |
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