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Originally Posted by freddiefish
Not everything has to handle good or had to be fast on the track. It's a bit like a convertible, more for cruising. And it's just beautiful. Then again, I don't think there are streetlegal vehicles that are fast on the track compared to his F1 car  |
Yea but. A chopper isnt a good cruiser. Nor does it take bends well nor is it quick.
It's a useless bike.
If I just wanted something beautiful I would get my self a Brioni suit and some nice italian leather shoes to go with it.
Choppers are pushed as "functional bikes/cruisers" but they aint. And why would I want something that is build to pose? How is it different from a "cool looking kitted honda civic"?
Would you drive a good looking four banger CRX that looks "cool"? I sure as hell wish you wont. Just to "look good feel good"?
Why not drive a kit car F40. "Look good feel good" why not?
I hope you catch my drift.
It's not art, because its not advertised as art nor sold as art. Hence its fucking useless as a bike, as art too, so what the fuck is it then?
So once again:
Is it a good bike? No
Is it art? No
You see its the most useless thing on the planet.
A nice suit keep you warm and if it makes you look good thats just extra points. Hence get a Brioni suit if you can afford it. A Ferrari is quick and it looks good. Extra points right there.
When I buy shoes I look for comfort. Then I make sure they look good so I can pick up some ass at the club
Now would you drive a Ferrari that looks good but has a 4 banger vtec? No. Would you wear a nice looking suit that made you sweat a bucket because there is too much polyester in the cotton mix? No.
*I have a few shirts like that, ass magnets, but I just gave them to salvation army cause that shit keeps my back wet not cool
So tell me. Why the fuck would you ride a bike that has the same effect on your spine as lifting furniture with your back bent?
Choppers are like Macs....cept macs are slightly less useless