Ode to a Keystone
Ode to a Keystone
Ode to a Keystone
The words proceeding
are dedicated to
the one and only beer
that'll always come through
They don't make it bottled
It only comes canned
Stretched across its sides
it wears a blue and silver band
The fact that it's Light
means you can drink a heap
So pick up a case
Good thing it's dirt cheap
Tell the man at the counter
'Give me 30 Stones!'
Present them at a party
About it, there'll be no bones
This American ambrosia
How divinely it is brewed
Its name signifies strength
and'll put you in the best of moods
To this beer I pledge myself
When it comes to Keystone, I'm no quitter
For there's only one beer that can boast:
'Always Smooth, Never Bitter'
-Jimmy Koebel, UMBC, (University of Maryland Baltimore County)
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