Sitting here in the hotel in Philadelphia - so I decide to order me some Sweet n Sour Pork and a fruit juice from "Long River Chinese, you want happy ending, Chinese Restaurant"...
Well - they keep their word and deliver the goods in under 20 minutes... and because the order was over $8 - free delivery.
So I open the styrafoam box of Sweet n Sour, and pour in some Sweet n Sour sauce.
Reach over and open the juice and pop the lid on the classic steamed rice container.
The sight of the steam rising from the rice is accompanied by a lovely warm wet feeling on my right thigh and into my crotch..
ops: Whoa... I don't remember surfing porn sights on the laptop... what's going on???
Welllllllll ---- them farging chinamen's down at the Long Liver Lestaulant have got their freaking Sweet n Sour Pork bits so hot... they melted through the styrafoam container...... the warm swell on my thigh wasn't a bodily fluid leak - but rather about 2 cups of luke warm sweet n sour sauce that had drained through the melted holes over the edge of the desk and poure down my leg and crotch...
So... whats the most bizarre body part you have wiped up sweet n sour sauce from?