^ Well it must have been a telepathic wank he was having then because his hands were above the table :roll:
There was a commercial like this in UK some years ago, you see the guy front behind and it looks like he's having a wank :shock: - camera pans round and you see he is actually pumping up a football with a bicycle-type pump.
They should have shot this from a different angle and it would have had much more 'effect' -thats the point I was trying to make!