Lois: Dear God! This is where we're sleeping?
Peter: Ah come on Lois, they said they would have the car done tommorrow and then our second honeymoon is back on track.
Lois: Peter there's a hooker on the bed!
Hooker: Hii
Peter: Stand pefectly still Lois, their vision is based on movement...........
Hooker: Where'd you go?
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"If we could read the secret histories of our enemies, we would find in each story enough sorrow and suffering to disarm all hostility." Longfellow
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