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Women top 5 lies: from the whitest down
5. I am a virgin.
4. It is so big.
3. I can't do that to my best friend.
2. I won't gain weight after marriage
1. I am coming! I am coming!!!
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A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says: You want to play magic. She says:
What is that? He says: We go Home, screw, and then you disappear.
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What is the closest thing to a woman's period?
Your SALARY... It comes once a month, lasts 4 or 5 days, and if it doesn't
come, you are F*CKED!!!
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