Now I can look smart infront of my friend by talking Russian ..

And tell them to tell any Russian guy they want to lysogo v kulake gonyat' them Hehehe..
It means lysogo v kulake gonyat' (expr.)
to masturbate English analog is "to pet one's monkey"; Literally translation is "To run bald dude throughover one's fist"
Bookmarked the site.. Thanks.