By the ounce..
 

An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City
building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling
of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly,
"Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!"

Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Channel No. 5, $200 an ounce!"

About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, farts, then says "Broccoli...... 49 cents a pound."

LOL nice 1, however, I dont think broccoli makes people fart's stink. I eat tons of broccoli (Chicken broccoli at chinese restaurants) all the time and haven't noticed any weird smells (other than my roomate's smell).

LOL, maybe we can replace Broccolis with beans ? :lol: And maybe add some Champagne, living in this country, you can trust me :wink:

I concur brocolli doesn't make you fart