Maybe I should make a celebrity sex video...
 

Maybe then I'll be able to afford one.
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/image...lr-mclaren.jpg

better yet, I need to find a way to have a child with this bitch, then pull the Kevin Federline and be set for life, any judge would believe Paris is crazy too

well on the brighter side her grandfather wrote her ass off awhile in the major will she aint getting none of the real money when he passes.

^She has enough money saying "that's hot" and getting paid to party in nightclubs.