penguin needs a mechanic
 

so, one day a penguin (lets say an emporer penguin they are friggin huge) notices he isnt accerating like he used to, so he drove to a service station. after dropping off the keys for an estimate, the mechanic said he could get the estimate done in about a half an hour. the penguin left, and decided to get an ice cream cone. [of course penguins like ice cream, duh] nearing a half hour later, the penguin was finishing his cone. the problem was that since penguins dont have hands/fingers, and they have a beak, he was quite messy, and ice cream had dried around his beak. when he made it back to the mechanic, the mechanic said he knew what was wrong.
mechanic : you blew a seal...
[interupted]
penguin : NO, NO I DIDNT :shock: :oops: :!:
[while flailing his wings up in defence

Weird humor but funny..