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styla21 03-27-2008 04:03 AM

Botched surgery = Bummer?
 
Alright... So I would not normally post something of this nature in MW... But I havn't read a true story, with so much potential for creating the greatest puns in history! :mrgreen:
What can you come up with? ;-)

(She went in for leg surgery, and was instead accidentally given a replacement anus...)

Quote:

When it comes to a surgical mistake, this incident may take the cake: A 78-year-old German woman went into the hospital last month to have surgery on her leg. Because of a mixup, Frankenpost reports that she left the Hochfranken-Klinik in Münchberg, Germany, with an artificial anus.

The paper says some members of the surgical team have been punished in connection with the series of mistakes that led them to operate on the wrong patient.

Prosecutors are said to be looking into the incident. As for the unidentified patient, she still needs knee surgery and plans to file a lawsuit.
Links -->
http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline...-surgeons.html
http://drmanny.blogs.foxnews.com/200...dical-mishaps/
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...icle943019.ece

Ouch! Ain't that a bummer. It's so crappy to have something like this happen to you.
The doctors are bunch of assholes. Obviously there are holes in the system.
The woman must be feeling shitty right now. They really should really get to the bottom of it.
Keep them coming MW... :mrgreen:

styla21 03-27-2008 07:13 PM

Anyone?

nthfinity 03-27-2008 07:23 PM

she just needs some of this, and that will make it all better

http://www.pharmacy2u.co.uk/images/c...solOint25g.jpg

Raah Raah Ree.... Kick em' in the Knee
Rahh Rahh Rass... Kick em' in the other knee!

RC45 03-27-2008 07:54 PM

What's the problem anyway, new knees are like arseholes... everyone has one.. well, almost everyone - but in this case the doctors don't have a leg to stand on? Neither does she... :P

MotorWorld 03-27-2008 09:18 PM

do you sphincter leg will eventually get fixed ?

RC45 03-27-2008 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by MotorWorld (Post 823971)
do you sphincter leg will eventually get fixed ?

You can bet your arse if she has a good lawyer it will...

MotorWorld 03-27-2008 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by RC45 (Post 823973)
You can bet your arse if she has a good lawyer it will...

I bet she goes to a different hospital though, those doctors dont know their arse from their elbow...

nthfinity 03-27-2008 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by MotorWorld (Post 823975)
I bet she goes to a different hospital though, those doctors dont know their arse from their elbow...

I digress... It appears as though they specialize in proctology!

RC45 03-27-2008 09:46 PM

http://www.healthgrades.com/director...D-EF17359D.cfm

This guy sounds like he might be able to get this shit sorted out...

nthfinity 03-27-2008 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RC45 (Post 823977)
http://www.healthgrades.com/director...D-EF17359D.cfm

This guy sounds like he might be able to get this shit sorted out...


Dr. Anis, eh? :laugh:

styla21 03-27-2008 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RC45 (Post 823977)
http://www.healthgrades.com/director...D-EF17359D.cfm

This guy sounds like he might be able to get this shit sorted out...

Quote:

Originally Posted by nthfinity (Post 823994)
Dr. Anis, eh? :laugh:

:mrgreen: Priceless.

Pokiou 03-31-2008 08:39 PM

wow .. i wouldnt blame her for being really anal about this. i hope she gets to the bottom of this problem but what really stinks is the fact there really shit experts.


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