Stupidest Car Names EVER!
 

I was bored. So I spent hours making this list instead of studying... or sleeping. If I forgot anything add on to it. Just make sure it's insanely crazy.

Poorly thought out names

1. AMC Gremlin: The name Gremlin's bad in all circumstances.
2. Chevrolet Citation: Ironic.
3. Dodge St. Regis: Too hard?
4. Daihatsu Applause: Delusional.
5. Daihatsu Naked: Cover it up.
6. Daihatsu Town Cube: It does what it says.
7. Ford Aspire: Trying, not succeeding.
8. Ford Probe: Anal?
9. Honda Life Dunk: Why you bought it.
10. Isuzu Hombre: Not a good name to have in the US these days.
11. Mazda Xedos 9: ???
12. Pontiac Aztek: Not only is it ugly, the name has nothing to do with the car, and it's misspelled.
13. Rickman Space Ranger: What's a Rickman?
14. Toyota Deliboy: Anything with "boy" sounds wrong.
15. Toyota Stout: I see what they're saying, but Stout=Beer to too many people.
16. Toyota Toyopet: Cute?
17. Volkswagen Thing: As ugly as it sounds.
18. Volugrafo Bimbo: It's a 40's roadster from Italy, but it's uglier than you think.
19. Nissan S-Cargo: I thought this was clever and endearing. S-Cargo = Escargot? And it looks like a snail!

Lost in translation

1. Chevrolet Nova: People say this all the time. No go.
2. Ford Pinto: Pinto's some sort of bean, first of all, and it's small penis, apparently.
3. Mitsubishi Pajero: Pajero = masturbator = straw picker? = plumber? No. It's a cat. Felis pajeros.
4. Honda Fitta: Fitta = pussy.
5. Buick LaCrosse: LaCrosse = "se crosser" = masturbate.
6. Mazda Laputa: Laputa = "la puta" = the whore!
7. Toyota MR2: MR2 = "MRDeux" = Merde
8. Mitsubishi Starion: Starion = Stallion? Mitsubishi says "Star of Orion", which is even more preposterous.

Punctuation annoyances

1. Kia Cee'd: Annoying.
2. Kia Pro_cee'd: More annoying.
3. Kia Ex_cee'd: Exceedingly annoying.
4. Honda That’s: That's what?

Totally f***ed up names

1. Daihatsu Charade Social Poze: It's a CHARADE, for Pete's sake!
2. Daihatsu Rugged Field Sports Resin Top: Resin Top? It's made of leaking wood?
3. Dodge Dart Swinger Special: That sounds... wrong.
4. Geely King Kong: It's not even big.
5. Great Wall Wingle: ...
6. Honda Vamos Hobio Travel Dog: For dogs.
7. Honda Wonderful Open-hearted Wagon Concept: Has a dog cage in place of the glove box.
8. Isuzu GIGA 20 Light Dump: ...
9. Isuzu Mysterious Utility Wizard: I'd be frightened to buy a car that's "mysterious". But it's nothing more than the mundane Rodeo.
10. Mazda Autozam Carol MeLady
11. Mazda Autozam Scrum: It just sounds so unpleasant. Scrum.
12. Mazda Bongo Brawny
13. Mazda Bongo Friendee: Mad mad name for a van. But not as mad as many cars in this list.
14. Mazda Bounty/Fighter/Drifter: Rather exciting names for dull utility vehicles.
15. Mazda Proceed Marvie Will Breeze: Where did they get Marvie from?
16. Mazda Secret Hideout: Can't hide in this hideous thing.
17. Mitsubishi Delica Space Gear Super Exceed/Royal Exceed: Space has to do with the amount of room.
18. Mitsubishi Fuso Canter Guts
19. Mitsubishi Fuso Aero Queen: Funny if you know what Mitsubishi Fusos are.
20. Mitsubishi Lettuce: WTF? What does Lettuce have to do with anything?
21. Mitsubishi Libero RVR Super Wild Gear: Nothing wild about this wagon.
22. Mitsubishi Mini Active Urban Sandal: ...as small as one?
23. Mitsubishi Minica Skipper: I can only come up with gay sailor jokes.
24. Mitsubishi Mum 500 Shall We Join Us?: Yes. The question mark's included in the name.
25. Mitsubishi Pajero Jr. McTwist: What???
26. Mitsubishi Pajero Mini Iron Cross: Iron Cross? What does that have to do with the Japanese? Oh...
27. Mitsubishi Pajero Mini White Skipper: Once again, I can only come up with gay sailor jokes.
28. Mitsubishi Silver Pigeon: It's actually a scooter, but still a ridiculous name.
29. Nissan Big Thumb Harmonised Truck: 3 words out of 4 words in the name make no sense.
30. Nissan Gloria 300 Ultima Z Gran Turismo: Totally full of itself.
31. Nissan Leopard J Ferie: ???
32. Nissan Prairie Joy Aero Express: Another ironic car.
33. Subaru Domingo Aladdin: Where does Aladdin come from?
34. Subaru Sambar Dias Astonish!!: It actually has TWO exclamation points in the name!!
35. Suzuki Alto Afternoon Tea
36. Suzuki Every Joy Pop Turbo: %@#!$@#%@^#$&@!!!
37. Suzuki Mom's Personal Wagon Concept: That's nice.
38. Toyota Estima Lucida G Luxury Joyful Canopy: Nothing can prepare you for what this car actually is...

I nominate this as thread of the year! :w00t:
This must have taken you forever!! Most unique, funny thread i've seen for a while..

I could only come up with the following:

Daihatsu Cappucino: Since when is a coffee, a good name for a car?
Toyota Corona: Most people know this as a beer!
Mazda Astima: But sold for 2 years as A-steama. .........................A-steamer. Enough said! :-)

Isnt a pinto a type or horse?

I was suprised you didnt have the "esteem" on your list. A couple awful cars carry this name.
http://foodcourtlunch.com/?p=48

And dont forget the Plymouth Reliant

I thought of those cars, but I thought they weren't crazy enough. :mrgreen:

There is a Mazda Puta, or something similar,and the meaning of Puta is a bad word in spanish.lol

Of course I thought of that. Lost in translation #6.

lol .. seems like all mitsu Booshi are dump

Fairlady - Girly name for a sportscar

How about the Cadillac ETC?

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

great list

Lamborghini Reventon - in Spanish, reventon means something like flat tire (not exactly something you want while going 200mph)
Lamborghini Gallardo LP560-4 - where's the Italian passion in that name?
Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against Lamborghinis.:-)
Geely Beauty Leopard - atrociously bland

it's still the Gallardo....

but you remember the plethora of names given the Countach.... LP 400 LP 5000 LP 5000 S and so many more... hehe :P

How about the Ferrari F430, Ferrari 355, Ferrari 330 GT, Ferrari 250 SWB.... Italians are 60-70% as bad at naming cars as the Germans are :P

^haha yeah
the 4 in LP560-4 just makes the name a mouthful :-)

A few more...
How could you leave out the
Mitz Mirage....its amazing because it isnt actually there
Ford Fiesta...have a party...in your subcompact
Nissan Cedric...who in Japan is named Cedric?
Mercury Tracer...we just outlined another pile of crap
Ford escort...just too easy

Mazda Astina, mate. ;) My cousin owned one.

One I've always been confused by is the Hyundai Terracan. "Terror can"?

I found another one while playing GT4.

Suzuki Wagon R RR. 3 R's too many...
http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/272/photo21ul.jpg