Best Essay EVER!
 

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i really hope this is a joke :roll:

HAHAHA ROTFLMAO! that's one fucked up Essay where the fuck do you get that kind of info.

OMG, thats the funniest thing ive ever seen. If this Jeremy kid is for real, and he actually submitted these, I bet some day he'll become totally loaded just because of his hilarious views. Its like all he did was type out his thoughts, which are very strange to say the least. Great find.

hes more stupid then my half brother oliver =. and hes a f'ed up kid

"if we had a word for these kind of people it would be "fisherman" but we dont.

He really likes his tree's! LoL :D

HAHA..... Did the guy ask enough questions of the reader? That was brutal.

LOL .. his essays were actually better than 80% of the posts here at Jabbasworld IMHO :P :mrgreen:

Ahahahah, he should be the first to sacrifice to "satiate gods" :wink:
As my wife is a french teacher, sometimes i can read some good stuffs too.
"Like Napoleon, Jules Cesar could dictate several letters in the same time, he was a dictator".
"In the world, only France is not a foreign country".
This one is for TT (sorry) : " La Suisse est une fée des rations". :wink:
"Victor Hugo was born at 2 years old".
"A water bottle explodes if it freezes because, under the effect of the cold, water becomes an explosive" :D

Brilliant...Two thumbs up!

:D can I use it for school?

"A water bottle explodes if it freezes because, under the effect of the cold, water becomes an explosive"

Now lets hope no terrorist are reading this coz then the north pole is going to get raided soon .. Santa wont be happy :mrgreen:

Ahahahah, LOL i didn't think about it, i should have kept it secret :wink:
Another ? :
Biology : "When we are pregnant we do a choreography" (not an echography of course)
Physic : "A released body/stuff a certain height always chooses to fall "
"It is the brain which gives the orders and the other parts are obliged to obey"
"The oval is an almost round circle, but nevertheless not.".
"The rhombus is a square twisted in skew"
"The law of the probabilities is called thus because one is not sure that it exists".
"The computer can make more calculations than the brain of the man because it has only that to make"

LooL..
I wonder which grade is he in? :wink: God help his teachers..

wow, isn't called auto-text? take your pen and start writing, write down whatever comes in your mind.