Great Comeback Line by High School Teacher
 

A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raises his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"
The class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.
Silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

It took 15 minutes for the class to come to order.......

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH WOW man, that teacher knows what to say to smart-ass kids like him! lol

NOw that is a good joke :mrgreen:

LOL!!! That should have shut the kid up. :D

That kid would have been so embarassed and teased by all the other kids, it would have been awesome if that really happened.

LOL reminds me of a teacher I had. He used to hit the students and make fun of them. He was our friend and teacher at the same time... well a litlle sadistic too I guess.

Awesome.........I've had funny teachers, but that is something else!!!!!!!

One of the best jokes I've read :D

HAHAHAHA!! GENIUS

Yes!! score one for smart people!!

LMAO thats great

lol

LMAO thats gold.

I god teacher at school like this one ;) Actualy He is quite respectable teacher in Europe he became best teacher of the Year in Lithuania and got Congratulation and many thanx from Harvard University ;) So I'm very lucky with this teacher and in conclution he is History teacher He likes to joke like this one teacher EVERY Lesson :twisted:

once u get out of highschool, college professors are either dicks and are on cloud nine or are cool as hell and curse, tell jokes, even dirty ones :D