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Chuck Norris 02-11-2007 11:40 PM

how i became a racer
 
well, it's a long story, and i'll tell it here.

my friend razell and i were having a fight about something (i don't even remember what the hell it was...). we wanted some way to solve our problem. so razell said, "let's street race!" and i looked at him like 'are you insane?' basically i said yes, and he taught me how to street race. he got me my first car which was a red nissan 350z. that car got totaled in about 3 weeks. went down a steep hill. car flipped about 4 times. i walked away with a broken wrist and a bloody nose. next car i got was another 350z, this one was black (the one i currently race with). that one i won a few races with. i kept winning races with that car. (--SKIPPING A MONTH RIGHT HERE--) razell asked me to join the crew he was with. i joined, and got our rival crew scared. i was more then just a racer to them... i was the lead's ex-g/f. he was kind of laughing about me being a street racer. first of all because i didn't even have a driver's license or even a permit... and cause i was 15 and 5 feet tall. i was the shortest... but the toughest. i showed him wrong. i took on 2 guy in his crew in one race (dodge viper and a lamborghini gallardo... pinkslips, must i add...) and squashed them dead. i got one of the guys cars (the gold lamborghini gallardo). and there you go. really, i had really good luck with that race. too many good things happened on that day... but that was the best.

Paul Fucking Walker 02-11-2007 11:48 PM

Oh Chuck, the days when you still had your thunder, all young and rugged lookin'

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...%281976%29.jpg

SFDMALEX 02-12-2007 12:00 AM

Anyone got any questions about body kits and double clutching?

gigdy 02-12-2007 01:33 AM

I have questions about NOS.

BlackTransWS6 02-12-2007 01:53 AM

LMAO
 
Paul fucking Walker...I dont think anyone gets it.



BTW I was gonna post the exact same thing about body kits and double clutching moments after it appeared...uncanny

Stoopie 02-12-2007 05:07 AM

OMG they're back

blinkmeat 02-12-2007 06:08 AM

Re: LMAO
 
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Originally Posted by BlackTransWS6



BTW I was gonna post the exact same thing about body kits and double clutching moments after it appeared...uncanny

haha

Mattk 02-12-2007 07:14 AM

I call bullshit on this one. Gallardoes were not in existence at the time Chuck was 15. :P Nor were 350Zs.

TopGearNL 02-12-2007 08:55 AM

Im just waiting for Vinnie to step into this thread :mrgreen:

novass 02-12-2007 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by TopGearNL
Im just waiting for Vinnie to step into this thread :mrgreen:

Well if he does it will be quick cause he only lives his life 10 seconds at a time.

Vin Diesel 02-12-2007 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by novass
Quote:

Originally Posted by TopGearNL
Im just waiting for Vinnie to step into this thread :mrgreen:

Well if he does it will be quick cause he only lives his life 10 seconds at a time.

son for those ten seconds I'm free and nothing else matters!


btw nice misquote.. its "I live my life a quarter mile at a time.For those ten seconds.."

ViperASR 02-12-2007 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Stoopie
OMG they're back

I was hoping they had moved on with their lives....

TopGearNL 02-12-2007 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vin diesel
Quote:

Originally Posted by novass
Quote:

Originally Posted by TopGearNL
Im just waiting for Vinnie to step into this thread :mrgreen:

Well if he does it will be quick cause he only lives his life 10 seconds at a time.

son for those ten seconds I'm free and nothing else matters!


btw nice misquote.. its "I live my life a quarter mile at a time.For those ten seconds.."

Vinnie is ere! 8)

Ey chuck weren't you asked to play ''the Bandit'' too?

Chuck Norris 02-12-2007 07:22 PM

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Originally Posted by TopGearNL
Vinnie is ere! 8)

Ey chuck weren't you asked to play ''the Bandit'' too?

Vin, have you been perfecting your Tang Su Kamino Te techniques I taught you? You know what the perfect gift for that special friend of yours would be? A Total Gym! ;)

and mr. NL, I would've only taken the part had they offered me the position of "smokey" with a few line, and plot revisions; such as roundhouse kicking Burt "Bandit" Reynolds time and time again in slow motion!

novass 02-12-2007 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by vin diesel
Quote:

Originally Posted by novass
Quote:

Originally Posted by TopGearNL
Im just waiting for Vinnie to step into this thread :mrgreen:

Well if he does it will be quick cause he only lives his life 10 seconds at a time.

son for those ten seconds I'm free and nothing else matters!


btw nice misquote.. its "I live my life a quarter mile at a time.For those ten seconds.."

LOL Sorry, but your performance just wasn't that memorable. Also, in my defense, I wasn't quoting, hence the lack of quotation marks :wink: . Furthermore, since you live your life a quarter mile at a time and that quarter mile takes 10 seconds, it can be deduced that you live your life 10 seconds at a time. The quarter mile is nothing more than what you do with those 10 seconds.


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