Mommy Almost Died
 

One day this little girl's dad came home and she runs up to him.

"Daddy, the cat died today!"

"Well, darling," said the dad. "That's just something that happens."

"But why are his arms and legs up in the air?"

"Well, darling, that's just something they do." She takes the death fairly well and doesn't mention it until a few days later. When the dad comes home, she runs up to him.

"Daddy, Daddy, Mommy almost died today!"

"What are you talking about?"

"I came downstairs and I heard her screaming 'Oh Jesus, take me, take me!' And she had her ams and legs up in the air and if it hadn't been for the mailman tring to revive her she would have died."

Probably the mailman wasn't actually reviving her, but boning her!

:roll: you think.. :lol: :lol: :wink:

LOL that's probably the most smart remark I've ever read on this forum :D :P

Really? :shock: :wink:

LOL that comment is 10 times as funny as the joke itself :lol:

and the award for most obvious goes to.... :lol:

Yeah, and they called me Captain Obvious...

This is a funny joke! :lol: Nice one, TGNL.

I'd love it if they gave him that custom title :lol:

o rly? :lol: :lol:

http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/9...duk8bw5.th.jpg

hehe, sorry, couldn't help myself :P

:roflmao:

matt, you're off the hook for pointing out the obvious..this takes the cake :lol: :lol:

hahaa ...

Wow! Really? :shock:

hhhahaha.. guys i dont think he's comin back