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TopGearNL 01-19-2007 03:52 AM

How to talk like master Yoda
 
in four easy steps
Talking like Jedi Master Yoda is a fun and easy way to make a joke amongst your fellow Star Wars fans. His unique style of reversing the words in a sentence are easily recognized by fans around the world.

Here's How:
1. Take the first two or three words of a sentence, and just add them to the end. For example: 'You will find what you are looking for' turns into 'Find what you are looking for, you will.'
2. Rearranging the negative in a sentences works very well. For example: 'I will not help you' turns into 'I will help you not.' Avoiding contractions will help in this -- 'I can't go there' turns into 'Go there, I can not.'
3. Adding a 'hmmmm...' at the end of an altered question. For example, 'Do you know what I am talking about?' turns into 'Know what I am talking about, do you? Hmmm...?'
4. Adding a 'yes' to an altered statement. For example: 'You are here for my help' turns into 'Here for my help, you are... yes...'

ae86_16v 01-19-2007 05:15 AM

^ Haha, that is pretty funny. How about use this link here?

http://www.yodaspeak.co.uk/

or should I say:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yoda
Haha, pretty funny, that is. Or just use this link here why not, hmm? Yes, hmmm.


HeilSvenska 01-19-2007 01:20 PM

If you can speak German, it's easy. It's pretty much English in German sentence form. Yoda is German.

Mattk 01-19-2007 08:16 PM

That link is hilarious! If you try to make fun of people, Yoda tells you to wash your mouth out with soap and that Chewbacca has more manners than you.

Stoopie 01-21-2007 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TopGearNL
2. Rearranging the negative in a sentences works very well. For example: 'I will not help you' turns into 'I will help you not.' Avoiding contractions will help in this -- 'I can't go there' turns into 'Go there, I can not.'

Reminds me of Borat!

"This suit is brown............................................. ...............Not!"

Mattk 01-21-2007 09:28 PM

^No, that should be "Brown, the suit is...hmmm...yes...no."


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