Men are just happier people...
 

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

-Your last name stays put.

-The garage is all yours.

-Wedding plans take care of themselves.
-Chocolate is just another snack.

-You can be President.

-You can never be pregnant.

-You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

-You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

-Car mechanics tell you the truth.

-The world is your urinal.

-You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

-You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

-Same work, more pay.

-Wrinkles add character.

-Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

-People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.

-The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

-New shoes don’t cut , blister, or mangle your feet.

-One mood all the time.
-Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

-You know stuff about tanks.

-A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

-You can open all your own jars.

-You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

-If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
-Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

-Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

-You almost never have strap problems in public.
-You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

-Everything on your face stays its original color.

-The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
-You only have to shave your face and neck.
-You can play with toys all your life.

-Your belly usually hides your big hips.

-One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.
-You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

-You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife.

-You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
-You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

lol these are the best :lol:

That one's not always true. I've been lied to by the Toyota dealership here in my college town. Assholes wanted to replace like $1200 worth of stuff in the engine when it really only needed about $300 worth when I got it checked in my home town by a garage.

As for the rest, lots of that is true, being a man rules 8)

lol if i may add 1 reason, they get to have sex with women :P booooooooobies :D

^Well sex is kinda mutual so that's not really a benefit...

haha!

I just had to share them, being a guy is great :mrgreen:

and thank GOD we don't have to bleed out the penis once a month! :shock: :lol: :P :fuck: