Give It Your All
 

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than
100% ?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over
100%.
How about achieving 103%?
Here's a little math that might prove helpful.
What makes life 100% ?
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is
represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24
25 26
Then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%


K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get
you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the
top.

And look how far ass kissing will take you.

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 127 %

So that is how one gets a promotion, by asskissing and bullshit, sounds good to me,if you want to get to the top.

lol y didn't i learn this earlier!