BMW 750iL Protection
 

Someone want to drive me around like I'm a VIP?

http://www.craigslist.org/eby/car/162102716.html

sorry stan, the only thing that this car has is the dual pane security glass. according to the options list i pulled that is the only protection option this vehicle has.

and the cpo warranty will expire at the end of July, not 2007 like the ad says.

also, bmw dont use kevlar for their protection line anymore, they use dyneema afaik...(and have been doing so since somewhere in the '90s)

Damn it...clearly not enough protection for a person of my stature. I will need the real deal...

Damn, that is weak. . . ;) . Still sounds good though.