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Toronto

01-05-2006 05:43 PM

Chuck Norris Facts

http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty

i don't know why people love him so much, but some are funny

racer_f50

01-05-2006 06:28 PM

some of those are as creative as the "Some say..." stuff that Clarkson says about the Stig :P

These 2 made my laugh pretty good :lol:

Quote:

Originally Posted by that site

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell them there was a stripper in it.

Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".

Toronto

01-10-2006 03:34 PM

Mr. Norris answers

http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx

blinkmeat

01-10-2006 03:44 PM

Hahaha - you always find the finniest shit

blinkmeat

01-10-2006 03:57 PM

Quote:

When you think of Chuck Norris, you either immediately think action movie star (recalling his numerous feature films) or television star, for his long-running CBS television series, "Walker, Texas Ranger."

Hahaha

Toronto

01-18-2006 03:35 PM

video of chuck on a talk show
http://www.youtube.com/w/Chuck-Norri...20Danza%20Show

Overmind

01-19-2006 07:17 AM

This is hilarious, thank you :).

Fleischmann

01-22-2006 05:15 PM

Quote:

Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down.

HAHAHA...so stupid but so funny!!

oscargarza88

01-23-2006 12:19 AM

hahaha lol!
yea i heard this on the radio on my way to school it was halarious i lauged on the "chick norris counted to infinity... twice"!
nice find on the internet though

DeMoN

02-10-2006 12:30 PM

I dont get it, what is the joke with chuck ? I heard a couple of doods in class saying stuff like "chuck doesnt bleed, the red is just a warning" which I do not find funny at all.

DeMoN

02-10-2006 12:33 PM

why has he been the target of jokes recently? And btw the link you gave with the facts... apparently isnt working anymore.

nthfinity

03-17-2006 10:50 AM

^^
nice, dani :)

its always funnier to hear Chuck Norris read his own life :lol:

Toronto

03-17-2006 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeMoN

why has he been the target of jokes recently? And btw the link you gave with the facts... apparently isnt working anymore.

it all started with the conan o'brian show...

Garretts_turbo

03-17-2006 08:36 PM

my favorite is the one about his other fist hiding in his beard.....i about died when i heard that one....

Mattk

03-18-2006 02:49 AM

Yeh, some are hilarious.

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