kid shopping
 

A kid walks into a pet store and asks, "Can I buy a cock and spank it?"

The owner the asks, "Do u mean a cocker spaniel?"

The kid says, "Yeah gimme one of those." He leaves the pet store and heads to the bakery and asks the baker, "Can I have a bum?"

The baker then asked, "You mean a bun right?"

The kid replies, "Yeah give me a bum." The kid then leaves and proceeds the hardware store and asks the clerk, "Can I have a fuck it?"

The clerk surpriesed asks, "Do u mean a bucket?"

"Yeah, a fuck it." the kid replies.

The clerk hands the bucket over to the kid and the kid walks out of the store. As he walks out his dog runs away. The kid runs up to a man and asks, "Can you hold my bum and fuck it, while I get my cock and spank it?"

:lol: :lol: :lol: FANTASTIC