The Man With No Arms nor Legs
 

There once was a lady who was tired of living with men who were
either physically abusive, who ran away from her, or who were
horrible in bed. So she put an Ad in the paper, that was asking
for a man who:

1)would treat her nicely
2)wouldn't run away from her,
3)would be good in bed.

Three weeks passed, and there was no reply from any man. So she
just figured that there wasn't a man alive who could live up to
these expectations, so she just gave up. But then, one day she
heard the doorbell rang. She answered it, and there on the front
porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or
legs. The man said "I'm here about the ad you put in the paper.
As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have
no legs so I can't run away from you."

The woman replied, "Yes, but are you good in bed?"

And the man said with a smirk on his face, "How do you think I
rang the doorbell?"

Good cripple joke, now did he reach the doorbell with his tongue or with his dick? I guess that is up to the person who is interpreting the joke to decide.