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WilliamsF1 10-30-2003 06:43 AM

Darwin Award - When Insurance Frauds go wrong
 
source: www.darwinawards.com

(January 2002, Italy) A violent attack on an innocent man? Andreas, a 23-year-old ex-bouncer from Italy, was found lying in a pool of blood near a country road. Police initially mistook him for a victim of sadistic mutilation. His left leg had been nearly severed by a chainsaw. His last act was an emergency call to operators who heard only a "death rattle." By the time help arrived, copious bleeding had drained his body of blood.

Sad plight? Not quite.The incredible truth was far odder.

Andreas had conspired with his cousin in an insurance scam. The 29-year-old accomplice confessed that he was the "assailant" who attacked--and inadvertently killed--the younger man in a mutually planned insurance fraud that went badly awry.

Andreas had convinced his cousin to cut his left leg off with a chainsaw in order to reap nearly a million dollars from numerous insurance policies. Permanent disability was all that was required. Andreas relied on his cunning, and his knowledge of first aid, to survive the chainsaw incident.

The attack took place near a country lay-by. The cousin sawed Andreas' leg below the knee, and severed a major artery in a gambit timed too close for survival. Emergency crews arrived to find Andreas dead and his cousin fled, tossing the chainsaw in a river on the way out of town.

The cousin now languishes in a cell on homicide charges. Andreas' death was a classic example of fate noticing those who buy chain saws.

GT-R_R34 10-30-2003 06:47 PM

damn italian got to love them. who would be stupid enought to agree to this? guess this guy did and paid for it.

TT 10-30-2003 08:27 PM

Beeing very close to Italy I remember this fact.. and dude, if you think this is funny, your mind is sure twisted...

BADMIHAI 10-30-2003 09:32 PM

OMFG@ Why the fuck do you sick motherfuckers post this shit on the "Jokes and Humour" section?/??? How the fuck is this funny!

Damn sick-ass canucks!


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