20yrrs.........
 

A woman awakens during the night to find her husband was not
in bed.
She
> puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She
finds him
> sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of
him. He
> appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She
watches
as
> he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.
"What's
the
> matter, dear?", she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why
are you
> down here at this time of the night?". The husband looks up
from his
> coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and
you
were
> only 16?" he asks solemnly. "Yes, I do" she replies. The
husband
> paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember
when your
> father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?".
"Yes, I
> remember," said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside
him.
> The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the
shotgun in
my
> face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you
to jail
> for 20 years?" "I remember that too" she replied softly. He
wiped
> another tear from his cheek and said,
"I would have gotten out today."

HAHAAHAHAH
lmfao
love that lol!!!!
ahahahaha
very suttle indeed!

How true is that, becuase know he is chained to her for the rest of his life, LOL.

LoL that one is really good. I need to save this one.

That's fucking awesome.....and in many cases......true!