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1zippo1 06-14-2004 06:56 AM

The Italian border patrol
 
At the Italian border:

Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.

The Italian borderpartrol stops them and says:
-It's illegal to travel with 5 people in a Quattro.

-What do you mean, it's Illegal. Demands the astonished German driver.

-Quattro means four, says the Italian borderpatrol officer.

-Quattro is the name of the car, says the German driver.
Here, just look into the papers: this car is develloped for 5 persons.

-This isn't my fault, says the officer. Quattro means four and you have 5 people in your car, so you're breaking the law!

-The German responds aggitated: Idiot, get your supervisor, I want to talk to somebody who's more intelligent then you!

-Sorry, replies the Italian officer, that not possible. He's currently busy with 2 people who are in a Fiat Uno.

TT 06-14-2004 08:11 AM

HAHA, old but always funny ;)

(your forgot to say that "Uno" is actually "One" in italian ;))

Ghostbat 06-14-2004 08:25 AM

That was funny. Didn't see that comming.

1zippo1 06-14-2004 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TT
HAHA, old but always funny ;)

(your forgot to say that "Uno" is actually "One" in italian ;))

I didn't know it yet so I thought, I'll translate it and post it :D

vv1s34ss 06-14-2004 06:59 PM

Speaking of odd car name/foreign language coincidences......... the Chevy Nova would be translated to Chevy Doesn't Go in spanish. No Va means doesn't go :p

1zippo1 06-15-2004 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vv1s34ss
Speaking of odd car name/foreign language coincidences......... the Chevy Nova would be translated to Chevy Doesn't Go in spanish. No Va means doesn't go :p

hahaha, didn't know that one. But I'm planning on learning a bit of Italian before I go on holiday there this summer. I've allways loved that language & the girls of course :D

noosee 06-15-2004 08:00 AM

Old but stil good :lol:

SPEEDKILLAR 06-15-2004 08:10 AM

hahahahahahahahahahah, I'm going to use this one, thanks

Tomerville 06-15-2004 09:14 AM

hahaha thanks mang.

bmagni 06-15-2004 06:28 PM

hahaha
just too stupid

Erez 06-15-2004 06:40 PM

hehehe
here we tell it with a renualt 5 and 206 :lol: :wink:

nurbrun 06-16-2004 06:41 PM

HAHA that was funny thanks for the post

Zonda11 06-17-2004 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TT
HAHA, old but always funny ;)

(your forgot to say that "Uno" is actually "One" in italian ;))

Even if I didn't know that - I could easily deduce that.

SilviaEvo 06-18-2004 12:41 AM

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Well thats close to a slang expression we got for pussy in the nordic countries
lol haha bad name for cars


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