barbie divorce doll
 

Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it's his
daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the
mall, runs to the toy store and says to the shop assistant, "How much is
that Barbie in the window?"

In a condescending manner, she says "Which Barbie?" She continues, "We
have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for
$19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for
$19.95, Barbie Goes Night clubbing for $19.95, and Barbie Gets a Divorce
for $265.00".

Ralph asks, "Why is the Barbie Gets a Divorce $265.00 when all the others
are only $19.95?"

"That's obvious." The sales lady says. "Barbie Gets a Divorce comes with
Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, and Ken's furniture."

That is so true, I have a friend who was already married for 2 years and then his stupid wife decided that she didn't like the way that his career was going so she gave him an ultimatum and guess what, he told her to get lost, but he had to sell his condo and give her half of the money. So beware, be very aware of your future wife, if you spot something out of character in her once, trust me it will appear again after you are married.