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SPEEDKILLAR 02-21-2007 11:46 AM

To who do you masturbate, and how many times a day/week/mo..
 
As for me, well I broke up with my ex 2-3 months ago, and I was quite happy to have time for myself, but I am starting to feel "itchy" again.

So I had to clear the pipes once in a while, I must admit that I don't do it that often, somebody told me that it isn't good for your sex-drive to jerk off like your life depends on it.

Anyway, most of the time that I clean the pipes, I do it with Monica Bellucci in my mind, what a woman.



What about you fuckers?

SPEEDKILLAR 02-21-2007 11:56 AM

C'mon, don't be shy, I won't laugh, I promise.

gucom 02-21-2007 12:01 PM

LOL at this topic title...really curious how many ppl are gonna respond to this, but to make other ppl post i gotta post myself too i guess :P dont have a gf but i try to limit the frequency, and mostly random chicks with hot bodies... i havent even clicked the submit button and i'm already wondering exactly why i'm sharing this with u guys :P

ldin 02-21-2007 12:11 PM

i like rubber, latex, leather, silk, Stiletto heels, knee-high boots, thongs, feet, butts, boobs, nibbling, bondage, dominitrix, busting loads on tummys, face, back of the throat, sleeping with women who are already taken/married/engaged, fingernails, lipsticks, pig tails, whips & chains, did i mention water sports?


edit:oooo aha! you meant what you jerk off too? sorry, i mis interpreted the question. doh!
http://foot-fetish-phone-sex.biz/images/mainpic.jpg

SPEEDKILLAR 02-21-2007 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gucom
LOL at this topic title...really curious how many ppl are gonna respond to this, but to make other ppl post i gotta post myself too i guess :P dont have a gf but i try to limit the frequency, and mostly random chicks with hot bodies... i havent even clicked the submit button and i'm already wondering exactly why i'm sharing this with u guys :P


lol, we are male bonding.

SPEEDKILLAR 02-21-2007 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ldin
i like rubber, latex, leather, silk, Stiletto heels, knee-high boots, thongs, feet, butts, boobs, nibbling, bondage, dominitrix, busting loads on tummys, face, back of the throat, sleeping with women who are already taken/married/engaged, fingernails, lipsticks, pig tails, whips & chains, did i mention water sports?


edit:oooo aha! you meant what you jerk off too? sorry, i mis interpreted the question. doh!

:shock:

stmoritzer 02-21-2007 12:21 PM

:roll: , IMO this topic has ...


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SPEEDKILLAR 02-21-2007 12:22 PM

Common guys, don't feel so insecure.

pitfield 02-21-2007 12:32 PM

Breakfast, lunch and dinner. Jenna Haze.

SPEEDKILLAR 02-21-2007 12:35 PM

^^^I agree on Jenna haze, but not much on your numbers :lol:

ViperASR 02-21-2007 12:40 PM

I use the Free p0rn topic :roflmao:

gucom 02-21-2007 12:43 PM

^^lol ur a man of little needs...

SPEEDKILLAR 02-21-2007 12:55 PM

oooh, how could I forget Jessica Biel, great ass.

Z3uS 02-21-2007 01:03 PM

When i'm not on vacation (like i am now) i usually do it 4 times a week or something like it, but during vacation it's once a day and i think about a lot of women, but the one that i find myself thinking quite much is brazillian model Ellen Rocche.

SPEEDKILLAR 02-21-2007 01:05 PM

^^^^while, I can recall at your age I had almost the same "method", lol.


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