4 teenagers 2 Ferraris you do the math, no its not April fools
 

http://www.wreckedexotics.com/articles/021.shtml

Really hard to imagine, but its true.

Cool Baseball coach.

The moral of the story is you don't need to be a brain surgeon to figure out you dont give Ferraris to teens....

Wait, that's not right... ;)

Very nice.

Baseball bat to the head to those fools! Then someone smack the coach too!

that is great news story, I needed some cheering up today

Well, it seems nothing had happened on all the previous occasions. I guess the coach just wasn't all too worried.

Wait a minute, something just isnt right here! Why in the world would a older retired brain surgeon/baseball coach let young underage teens drive around carelessly in his Ferrari's? Are they that close? I know Fathers who wouldnt let their sons drive their cars! I think this needs to be investigated a bit more!

Think about it!

^You have clearly never coached any team of any kind in your life. You get pretty close. This neurosurgeon was probably rich enough for it not to matter.

I suspect he has a lot of Ferraris and a 348 and Testarosa to him are the just old used cars.

I love his comment "its going to take a lot of home runs to make up for this".

Not sure what his insurance company will think about all this.

Ive played for the same coach for 7 years & ive never been in his house let alone drive his car! You clearly dont know me or what ive done in my life to have a smartass attitude like that. I was basiclly making a joke about the situation so relax Matty.

in current economy such "undesirable" ferraris perhaps have lost some of their value (as have most used cars) and it may be more profitable to completely wreck them, if properly insured, than to try and sell them at a loss or continue with an expensive upkeep; perhaps i am wrong, but all such "unusual" scenarios have some hidden logical explanation, just have to look for someone who would benefit from the situation

Well spoken, the only person who benefits from this is obviously the coach who will recieve the insurance money or he likes fondeling young boys!

I don't think joking about unlawful relationships with minors is really all that appropriate. I understand that it's something you disapprove of as well, but it's not a laughing matter.